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Would you like to know the latest and greatest news from the Whizzinator Touch and other ALS Products?  If you're not following us on twitter, you'll never know about the Free Shipping or buy one, get one free deals we have!  If you don't have a twitter account it's very easy to sign up, and it's free.  We offer tips on how to use all of our products including The Whizzinator Touch, The Whizz Kit, The Lil Whizz and The Golden Flask.  You can also ask us questions about any of our products.

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How to clean your Whizzinator Touch

You just finished using The Whizzinator Touch and everything went smooth.  Now you are told you have to use it again within 1 week.  How do you make sure it's ready to go when you need to go?   The Whizzinator Cleaning Solution is exactly what you need to keep your Whizzinator Touch nice and clean!  

Pour out the cleaning solution into a clean, sterile cup.  Using the syringe provided with your Whizzinator Touch, fill your Whizzinator with the entire contents of the bottle.   Close the refill port and shake the fluid around in the vinyl bag for about 30 seconds, then release the flow as you normally would with any other fluid.  Rinse twice with distilled water and let air dry.  Do not close the refill port when allowing to dry.

With The Whizzinator Cleaning solution, you can be sure you are ready to go at any time!  It also works great with The Whizz Kit!

The Whizzinator Cleaning Solution

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April Showers brings...

Golden Showers!  Well not really, but it does bring May flowers.  But if you are into Golden Showers or if you are just in need of the best synthetic urine in the market, The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine is perfect for you!  The Golden Shower reacts and feels just like the real thing.  It works great with either The Whizzinator Touch or The Whizz Kit.  The best thing is that they are on sale for only $12.00 when you buy 3 or more!

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Save more on synthetic urine

Looking for a way to save on your synthetic urine purchases? Well ALS has just announced it's new special!  For a limited time you can get The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine for only $12.00 each when you buy three or more.  The Golden Shower synthetic urine is the urine that has been trusted for years with The Whizzinator Touch.  It is chemically similar to human urine and you can not contract any infectious diseases from it.  

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Happy St Patrick's day

ALS would like to wish everyone a fun and safe St. Patty's day on Tuesday, March 17, 2015!  Break out your green glasses, beads, hats and fake mustaches, it's time to drink green beer.  Or if your not into beer I'm sure your local pub will have other options available. Be sure to bring your old friend, The Whizzinator Touch along for some extra good fun!  Fill it with some green liquid and pee in the holiday spirit.  

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Upper Case Letters

Everyone knows that using UPPERCASE letters means that you are yelling and trying to make a statement heard.  But, how do you get the same results when looking for synthetic urine products?  The Whizzinator Touch is exactly that product.  With it's life-like colors, it's ease of use and natural flow, you will definitely be making a statement.  The Whizzinator comes complete with one syringe, one Golden Shower Synthetic Urine, four heat pads and a set of tips and instructions.  ALS has been providing The Whizzinator for years and has been trusted by many.

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Did you watch the Grammy Award show

If you did, you were in for quite a treat!  From Rhianna wearing her "Quinceanera" Style dress, to Kanye West Dissing Beck on stage, it was quite entertaining.  What we don't understand, is why is it taking so long for someone to walk on stage wearing a Whizzinator Touch!?  If you really want to offend someone why not walk up to them and pull out the fake pecker?  Want to really Surprise the media on the red carpet?  Start peeing with it and I'm sure they'll make headlines.  For now we must wait until the next award show to see if someone is darring enough to pull off this stunt.

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Trusted Brand Trusted Product

ALS is the producer of many great products and The Golden Flask has proven worthy of the ALS brand.  The Golden Flask has become the Synthetic urine that everyone trusts.  No measuring or mixing required, just open the cap and pour out the fluid.  the synthetic urine is chemically similar to human urine so you can't tell the difference.


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World Famous Whizz Kit Instructions

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Happy New Year from ALS

Alternative Lifestyle Systems, The makers of The Whizzinator Touch, would like to wish everyone a joyful and prosperous 2015.  ALS is committed to bringing you the highest quality, American made synthetic urine products available.  The Whizzinator Touch has the most life-like prosthetic penis and no other product comes close.  When using The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine with the Whizzinator as directed, it looks and feels like you are really urinating.


When looking for the best synthetic urine products be sure to look for the ALS logo on the box.  The ALS logo is there so you can feel secure that you are buying a product that has been trusted for years.  

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