The Female Whizzinator

The biggest request we have to date has to be for a female version of The Whizzinator Touch.  Although there are ways of forming a prosthetic vagina, we are not sure on how that would function.  There is an alternative to the Female Whizzinator which would be the Uni-sex Whizz Kit.  This kit comes ready to use right out of the box and just like The Whizzinator Touch, it is refillable.  

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Shipping changes for the 4th of July

We ask everyone to please be aware of Various changes to shipping delays over the holiday weekend.  Remember that orders wil USPS will generally receive their package within 3-5 business days.  If you need your package faster, we always suggest using FedEx shipping options.

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4th of July Fun!

It's almost 4th of July 2015 and if you like pulling pranks on people, this is always a fun holiday for you!  How about adding this to your 4th of July arsenal?  Take The Whizzinator Touch and stick a sparkler inside the tip.  Light it and run around with a Sparkling Whizzinator!  You can always release the flow to stop the sparkler with The real life stream that comes out of the penis!  It's a self extinguishing Firework!  

Please be safe this holiday season! 

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Get the results you need with Synthetic Urine!

The Golden Flask is and has been the standard for synthetic urine. The premixed synthetic human urine reacts and feels so much like real urine that you can not tell the difference (when used as directed). Each Golden Flask comes with an easy to read temperature strip, 1 heat pad and a set of tips and instructions.

We currently have a special sale on The Golden Flask Synthetic Urine!  Buy 2 and get them at $29.95 and if you buy 3 or more you get them at $24.95 each!  Buy more, save more!

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Summer is about to get better!

Summer hasn't even started and we were already giving away free Synthetic Urine to whoever purchased a Whizzinator Touch or Whizz Kit.  We are providing a little surprise and changing the sale from a free synthetic urine, to $10.00 off when you use discount code "FREEWHIZZ" and you purchase a Whizzinator Touch or a Whizz Kit.  

 

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Ready for Blast off!

The all-new Fleshlight LaunchPAD is the ideal companion for iPadĀ® and Fleshlight users alike. Pair these two iconic products to gain a whole new perspective on masturbation and couples play while enjoying your favorite content on your tablet.   Too bad this wouldn't work for The Whizzinator Touch... Or would it?

Fleshlight LaunchPad

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National Best Friend Day 2015

It's June 8, 2015 and you forgot to get your best friend a gift!?  Well it's a good thing we have plenty of Flehslights available in stock so you can let your friend know you care!  You can send your best buddy a Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit™.  If you want to prank him on this day you can get him an Original Whizzinator Touch, or let him know you really care with the Fleshlight GirlsĀ® Jenna Jameson, The undeniable Queen of Porn. On National Best Friend Day, ALS has you covered!

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Time is running out!

If you have been thinking about purchasing The Whizzinator Touch, there hasn't been a better time!  We currently have a sale when you purchase The Whizzinator Touch or The Whizz Kit Synthetic Urine kits.  Use discount code "FREEWHIZZ" and receive a free Golden Shower Synthetic Urine refill with the purchase of a Whizzinator or Whizz Kit.  The sale is going on for a limited time and will be gone before you know it!

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When you don't need a Whizzinator...

You have already taken a look at The Original Whizzinator Touch, and have decided it's not for you.  What is the next go to product that will provide the same results, without the "Bulk."  

The Whizz Kit is the original refillable belt and the first unisex refillable urine kit on the market. The Whizz Kit has been trusted for years and is backed by our Quality Guarantee. This amazing package comes ready to use right out of the box. Comes complete with over 3 oz of toxin, and disease free premixed synthetic urine, two organic heat pads, easy to read temperature strip, 100% cotton detachable elastic belt plus a 60 ml syringe.


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Happy Memorial Day From ALS

ALS The makers of The Whizzinator Touch, The Whizz Kit, The Lil Whizz and The Golden Flask synthetic urine would like to remember all of those who died while serving our country.  We hope that everyone stops to remember the reason for this Holiday.  

Have a Happy, Fun and safe Memorial day!

 Remember that we currently have a FREEWHIZZ Discount code available!  So if you have been looking for a Coupon Code here it is again: FREEWHIZZ 

FREEWHIZZ discount code is a free Golden Shower Synthetic Urine refill with purchase of a Whizzinator Touch or Whizz Kit.  Must enter code for discount to apply. 

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