Happy New Year!

The ALS Team hopes that everyone had a fun and safe new year!  Remember that you can still use the discount code "Holiday" for $10.00 of your purchase of a Whizzinator Touch or Whizz Kit for a limited time.

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Merry Christmas From ALS

The ALS Team would like to wish everyone a very merry Christmas!  Hopefully you received some synthetic urine in your stocking instead of coal!

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Happy Thanksgiving from ALS

The ALS Team would like to wish everyone a safe and Happy Thanksgiving!  We would like to thank all of our customers for being so loyal. 

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The Clean Kit

The Clean Kit is the first empty refillable kit from ALS. This kit comes with everything you need to discreetly hide any type of fluids. It comes with an empty vinyl medical grade bag attached to a cotton elastic belt. It has an easy to read temperature strip, a refill port and a hose with two clips attached. You will also receive a medical grade syringe, 2 organic heat pads and a set of instructions. You can choose to put any type of fluid in the bag, just be sure to clean it out after every use.


The Clean kit is great for sporting events!  Just put your favorite type of beverage inside the bag using the provided syringe, and not one will notice you are a walking bartender! 

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Salute to our Veterans

The ALS team would like to recognize all Veterans on this special day!  Happy Veterans day! 

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Did you see the moon last night?

If you missed it, the internet is crawling with pictures and articles about this rare occasion.   The last time a supermoon was seen was in 1982, and the next time won't be until 2033.   Now normally moon looks white with an occasional yellow cheese like tone to it.  Last night it was a blood-orange color that made it look almost brown or black.  Like The Whizzinator touch, apparently the moon comes in a variety of colors as well.  But unlike the moon we always have all of our colors in stock! 

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Happy Labor Day

ALS would like to wish everyone a Happy Labor Day!   To all of the hard working American workers, this is your day to celebrate your social and economic achievements.  No one really knows who first suggested this day off to honor all of the hard work we do, but we sure are thankful! 

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Frequently Asked Questions

Where do you go if you need to know on the go!?  Well straight to the Frequently Asked Questions of course!  If you have questions about The Whizzinator Touch, The Whizz Kit, The Lil Whizz kitThe Golden Flask, The Golden Shower or any of our other products, check out our FAQ page first!

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Beware of the knock offs

Unfortunately we live in a world where clones, imitations and knock offs are going to be present.  That is why you should always ask if the Whizzinator you are purchasing is a Whizzinator Touch made by ALS. The Whizzinator Touch is the most life-like realistic fake penis on the market! The medical grade synthetic urine device features an ultra-quiet flow system that is very easy to use and operates with ONE hand. The Whizzinator touch comes with two leg-straps in addition to the high quality waistband to be sure that everything stays in place.



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The Female Whizzinator

The biggest request we have to date has to be for a female version of The Whizzinator Touch.  Although there are ways of forming a prosthetic vagina, we are not sure on how that would function.  There is an alternative to the Female Whizzinator which would be the Uni-sex Whizz Kit.  This kit comes ready to use right out of the box and just like The Whizzinator Touch, it is refillable.  

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