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ALS, a trusted Company with over 15 years of experience!

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When buying from A.L.S, you are buying direct from the manufacturer.

ALS manufactures the most chemically similar human synthetic urine by our superior proven system from over 15 years experience. Our formula is always up to date to give you the best results possible.

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Synthetic Urine Kits Available for Every Price Range.



New and Improved!
Our new pressure belt and fill port gives you the most realistic flow ever!

Each kit includes: 1 Whizzinator Touch, 4 Heat Packs, 1 Syringe, 1 Freeze Dried Synthetic Urine Sample, 1 Instruction Manual.

About The Whizzinator Touch

The Whizzinator Touch is a discreet synthetic urine kit that is safe for all types of scenarios. It has the most life-like realistic fake penis on the market! The medical grade synthetic urine kit features an ultra-quiet flow system that is very easy to use and operates with ONE hand. It has been extensively tested and proven to work in real life situations. Each kit comes with the following items: Two leg-straps in addition to the high quality waistband to be sure that everything stays in place. 4 organic heating pads that are guaranteed to maintain a realistic body temperature for 8 hours. 1 vial of the highest quality synthetic urine good for one use. 1 syringe used to refill and clean your prosthetic and a set of tips and instructions. If a fake penis is not what you're looking for, then we have other trusted Urine delivery products available at affordable prices.

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Whizz Kit

The Whizz Kit is the original refillable belt and the first unisex refillable urine kit on the market. The Whizz Kit has been trusted for years and is backed by our Quality Guarantee. This amazing package comes ready to use right out of the box. Comes complete with over 3 oz of toxin, and disease free premixed synthetic urine, two organic heat pads, easy to read temperature strip, 100% cotton detachable elastic belt plus a 60 ml syringe.

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Alternative Lifestyle Systems is dedicated to bringing you the highest quality synthetic urine products available

Quality Guaranteed

All of our products are backed by a quality guarantee. If for any reason you feel that our products do not meet our high-level of standards, call us..

Discreet Packaging

We ship our products in discreet packaging to ensure your keep your alternative lifestyle preferences private.

CUSTOMER support

Great and caring customer support to help assist you with any of your synthetic urine needs. If you do not feel comfortable with making purchases online, please call us.


We know that it is important for you to receive your products in a timely fashion, especially your Whizzinator Touch. That is why we offer overnight shipping on orders that are placed before 4pm PST.


Our manufacturing is a mixture of high quality synthetics and pure artistry. We make our products for every scenario, and to maximize your pleasure.

WHOLESALE Opportunities

We offer wholesale opportunities to those who qualify. Our Whizzinator Touch, Whizz Kit, and other products are backed by large nation-wide advertising campaigns and we comply with all state, local and federal laws.


Our commitment is to you, the customer. We offer the highest quality products available for your alternative lifestyle choices. All of our products, including Whizzinator Touch, are lab tested and safe.



We understand that you require a high level of anonymity when making these types of purchases. That is why we ship discreetly, and only send you transactional emails.

  • We respect your privacy
  • Discreet packaging and shipping
  • Great customer service team
  • Will work to get your product out ASAP
  • Lab tested products