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4th of July Fun!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, June 29, 2015

It's almost 4th of July 2015 and if you like pulling pranks on people, this is always a fun holiday for you!  How about adding this to your 4th of July arsenal?  Take The Whizzinator Touch and stick a sparkler inside the tip.  Light it and run around with a Sparkling Whizzinator!  You can always release the flow to stop the sparkler with The real life stream that comes out of the penis!  It's a self extinguishing Firework!  

Please be safe this holiday season! 


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