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This blog is designated for all things by Alternative Lifestyle Systems; The Whizzinator Touch, Synthetic Urine, Golden Shower, Golden Flask, The Whizz Kit & all of our other great safe sex devices.

Labor Day 2016

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Thursday, September 01, 2016

Labor Day, the day with all celebrate what we do to survive!  And for that we are offering the latest discount code on The Whizzinator Touch and The Whizz Kit.  Use code: LaborDay2016 at check out and receive $10.00 off your purchase of The Whizzinator Touch or The Whizz Kit.  

Spring into action with a new discount code!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, April 01, 2016

It's the beginning of Spring and we need to do some spring cleaning.  When you find your dusty old Whizzinator in the closet, be sure to make sure you have the most up to date version.  The Whizzinator Touch features a one handed touch system that will have everyone  thinking that you're really going pee!  To make sure that everyone has the latest version we are offering a special discount code for The Whizzinator Touch and The Whizz Kit.  

Use discount "SPRING" when you check out for $10.00 Off your purchase of The Whizzinator Touch or The Whizz Kit synthetic urine kits.  This is the best deal on The Whizzinator you will find!

 


Did you see the moon last night?

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, September 28, 2015

If you missed it, the internet is crawling with pictures and articles about this rare occasion.   The last time a supermoon was seen was in 1982, and the next time won't be until 2033.   Now normally moon looks white with an occasional yellow cheese like tone to it.  Last night it was a blood-orange color that made it look almost brown or black.  Like The Whizzinator touch, apparently the moon comes in a variety of colors as well.  But unlike the moon we always have all of our colors in stock! 

Frequently Asked Questions

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Where do you go if you need to know on the go!?  Well straight to the Frequently Asked Questions of course!  If you have questions about The Whizzinator Touch, The Whizz Kit, The Lil Whizz kitThe Golden Flask, The Golden Shower or any of our other products, check out our FAQ page first!

Beware of the knock offs

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Unfortunately we live in a world where clones, imitations and knock offs are going to be present.  That is why you should always ask if the Whizzinator you are purchasing is a Whizzinator Touch made by ALS. The Whizzinator Touch is the most life-like realistic fake penis on the market! The medical grade synthetic urine device features an ultra-quiet flow system that is very easy to use and operates with ONE hand. The Whizzinator touch comes with two leg-straps in addition to the high quality waistband to be sure that everything stays in place.



The Female Whizzinator

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, July 06, 2015

The biggest request we have to date has to be for a female version of The Whizzinator Touch.  Although there are ways of forming a prosthetic vagina, we are not sure on how that would function.  There is an alternative to the Female Whizzinator which would be the Uni-sex Whizz Kit.  This kit comes ready to use right out of the box and just like The Whizzinator Touch, it is refillable.  

4th of July Fun!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, June 29, 2015

It's almost 4th of July 2015 and if you like pulling pranks on people, this is always a fun holiday for you!  How about adding this to your 4th of July arsenal?  Take The Whizzinator Touch and stick a sparkler inside the tip.  Light it and run around with a Sparkling Whizzinator!  You can always release the flow to stop the sparkler with The real life stream that comes out of the penis!  It's a self extinguishing Firework!  

Please be safe this holiday season! 

Summer is about to get better!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, June 15, 2015

Summer hasn't even started and we were already giving away free Synthetic Urine to whoever purchased a Whizzinator Touch or Whizz Kit.  We are providing a little surprise and changing the sale from a free synthetic urine, to $10.00 off when you use discount code "FREEWHIZZ" and you purchase a Whizzinator Touch or a Whizz Kit.  

 

If you're looking even more discount be sure to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook!

Ready for Blast off!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, June 12, 2015

The all-new Fleshlight LaunchPAD is the ideal companion for iPadĀ® and Fleshlight users alike. Pair these two iconic products to gain a whole new perspective on masturbation and couples play while enjoying your favorite content on your tablet.   Too bad this wouldn't work for The Whizzinator Touch... Or would it?

Fleshlight LaunchPad

National Best Friend Day 2015

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, June 08, 2015

It's June 8, 2015 and you forgot to get your best friend a gift!?  Well it's a good thing we have plenty of Flehslights available in stock so you can let your friend know you care!  You can send your best buddy a Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit™.  If you want to prank him on this day you can get him an Original Whizzinator Touch, or let him know you really care with the Fleshlight GirlsĀ® Jenna Jameson, The undeniable Queen of Porn. On National Best Friend Day, ALS has you covered!


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