Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Thursday, September 01, 2016
Labor Day, the day with all celebrate what we do to survive! And for that we are offering the latest discount code on The Whizzinator Touch and The
Whizz Kit. Use code: LaborDay2016 at check out and receive $10.00 off your purchase of The Whizzinator Touch or The Whizz Kit.
Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, April 01, 2016
It's the beginning of Spring and we need to do some spring cleaning. When you find your dusty old Whizzinator in the closet, be sure to make sure
you have the most up to date version. The Whizzinator Touch features a one handed touch system that will have everyone thinking that you're really going pee! To make sure that everyone has the latest
version we are offering a special discount code for The Whizzinator Touch and The Whizz Kit.
Use discount "SPRING" when you check out for $10.00 Off your purchase of The Whizzinator Touch or The Whizz Kit synthetic urine kits. This is the
best deal on The Whizzinator you will find!
Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, September 28, 2015
If you missed it, the internet is crawling with pictures and articles about this rare occasion. The last time a supermoon was seen was in 1982,
and the next time won't be until 2033. Now normally moon looks white with an occasional yellow cheese like tone to it. Last night it was
a blood-orange color that made it look almost brown or black. Like The Whizzinator touch, apparently the moon
comes in a variety of colors as well. But unlike the moon we always have all of our colors in stock!
Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Wednesday, August 19, 2015
Where do you go if you need to know on the go!? Well straight to the Frequently Asked Questions of course!
If you have questions about The Whizzinator Touch, The Whizz Kit, The Lil Whizz kit,
The Golden Flask, The Golden Shower or any of our other products, check out our FAQ page first!
Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Tuesday, July 14, 2015
Unfortunately we live in a world where clones, imitations and knock offs are going to be present. That is why you should always ask if the Whizzinator
you are purchasing is a Whizzinator Touch made by ALS. The Whizzinator Touch is the most life-like realistic fake penis on the market! The medical grade synthetic urine device
features an ultra-quiet flow system that is very easy to use and operates with ONE hand. The Whizzinator touch comes with two leg-straps in addition
to the high quality waistband to be sure that everything stays in place.
Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, July 06, 2015
The biggest request we have to date has to be for a female version of The Whizzinator Touch.
Although there are ways of forming a prosthetic vagina, we are not sure on how that would function. There is an alternative to the Female Whizzinator which would be the Uni-sex Whizz Kit. This kit comes ready to use right out of the
box and just like The Whizzinator Touch, it is refillable.
Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, June 29, 2015
It's almost 4th of July 2015 and if you like pulling pranks on people, this is always a fun holiday for you! How about adding this to your 4th of
July arsenal? Take The Whizzinator Touch and stick a sparkler inside the tip. Light
it and run around with a Sparkling Whizzinator! You can always release the flow to stop the sparkler with The real life stream that comes out of the penis! It's a self extinguishing Firework!
Please be safe this holiday season!
Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, June 15, 2015
Summer hasn't even started and we were already giving away free Synthetic Urine to whoever purchased a Whizzinator Touch or Whizz Kit. We are providing a little
surprise and changing the sale from a free synthetic urine, to $10.00 off when you use discount code "FREEWHIZZ" and you purchase a Whizzinator Touch
or a Whizz Kit.
If you're looking even more discount be sure to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook!
Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, June 12, 2015
The all-new Fleshlight LaunchPAD is the ideal
companion for iPad® and Fleshlight users alike. Pair these two iconic products to gain a whole new perspective on masturbation and couples play while
enjoying your favorite content on your tablet. Too bad this wouldn't work for The Whizzinator Touch...
Or would it?
Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, June 08, 2015
It's June 8, 2015 and you forgot to get your best friend a gift!? Well it's a good thing we have plenty of Flehslights available in stock so you can let your friend know you care! You can send your best buddy a Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit™. If you want to prank him on this day you can get him an
Original Whizzinator Touch, or let him know you really care with the Fleshlight Girls® Jenna Jameson, The undeniable Queen of Porn. On National Best Friend Day,
ALS has you covered!