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This blog is designated for all things by Alternative Lifestyle Systems; The Whizzinator Touch, Synthetic Urine, Golden Shower, Golden Flask, The Whizz Kit & all of our other great safe sex devices.

Labor Day 2016

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Thursday, September 01, 2016

Labor Day, the day with all celebrate what we do to survive!  And for that we are offering the latest discount code on The Whizzinator Touch and The Whizz Kit.  Use code: LaborDay2016 at check out and receive $10.00 off your purchase of The Whizzinator Touch or The Whizz Kit.  

Spring into action with a new discount code!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, April 01, 2016

It's the beginning of Spring and we need to do some spring cleaning.  When you find your dusty old Whizzinator in the closet, be sure to make sure you have the most up to date version.  The Whizzinator Touch features a one handed touch system that will have everyone  thinking that you're really going pee!  To make sure that everyone has the latest version we are offering a special discount code for The Whizzinator Touch and The Whizz Kit.  

Use discount "SPRING" when you check out for $10.00 Off your purchase of The Whizzinator Touch or The Whizz Kit synthetic urine kits.  This is the best deal on The Whizzinator you will find!

 


Happy New Year!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, January 01, 2016

The ALS Team hopes that everyone had a fun and safe new year!  Remember that you can still use the discount code "Holiday" for $10.00 of your purchase of a Whizzinator Touch or Whizz Kit for a limited time.

Frequently Asked Questions

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Where do you go if you need to know on the go!?  Well straight to the Frequently Asked Questions of course!  If you have questions about The Whizzinator Touch, The Whizz Kit, The Lil Whizz kitThe Golden Flask, The Golden Shower or any of our other products, check out our FAQ page first!

The Female Whizzinator

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, July 06, 2015

The biggest request we have to date has to be for a female version of The Whizzinator Touch.  Although there are ways of forming a prosthetic vagina, we are not sure on how that would function.  There is an alternative to the Female Whizzinator which would be the Uni-sex Whizz Kit.  This kit comes ready to use right out of the box and just like The Whizzinator Touch, it is refillable.  

Summer is about to get better!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, June 15, 2015

Summer hasn't even started and we were already giving away free Synthetic Urine to whoever purchased a Whizzinator Touch or Whizz Kit.  We are providing a little surprise and changing the sale from a free synthetic urine, to $10.00 off when you use discount code "FREEWHIZZ" and you purchase a Whizzinator Touch or a Whizz Kit.  

 

If you're looking even more discount be sure to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook!

Time is running out!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Wednesday, June 03, 2015

If you have been thinking about purchasing The Whizzinator Touch, there hasn't been a better time!  We currently have a sale when you purchase The Whizzinator Touch or The Whizz Kit Synthetic Urine kits.  Use discount code "FREEWHIZZ" and receive a free Golden Shower Synthetic Urine refill with the purchase of a Whizzinator or Whizz Kit.  The sale is going on for a limited time and will be gone before you know it!

When you don't need a Whizzinator...

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, May 29, 2015

You have already taken a look at The Original Whizzinator Touch, and have decided it's not for you.  What is the next go to product that will provide the same results, without the "Bulk."  

The Whizz Kit is the original refillable belt and the first unisex refillable urine kit on the market. The Whizz Kit has been trusted for years and is backed by our Quality Guarantee. This amazing package comes ready to use right out of the box. Comes complete with over 3 oz of toxin, and disease free premixed synthetic urine, two organic heat pads, easy to read temperature strip, 100% cotton detachable elastic belt plus a 60 ml syringe.


Happy Memorial Day From ALS

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, May 22, 2015

ALS The makers of The Whizzinator Touch, The Whizz Kit, The Lil Whizz and The Golden Flask synthetic urine would like to remember all of those who died while serving our country.  We hope that everyone stops to remember the reason for this Holiday.  

Have a Happy, Fun and safe Memorial day!

 Remember that we currently have a FREEWHIZZ Discount code available!  So if you have been looking for a Coupon Code here it is again: FREEWHIZZ 

FREEWHIZZ discount code is a free Golden Shower Synthetic Urine refill with purchase of a Whizzinator Touch or Whizz Kit.  Must enter code for discount to apply. 

Follow the Whizzinator on Twitter!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Would you like to know the latest and greatest news from the Whizzinator Touch and other ALS Products?  If you're not following us on twitter, you'll never know about the Free Shipping or buy one, get one free deals we have!  If you don't have a twitter account it's very easy to sign up, and it's free.  We offer tips on how to use all of our products including The Whizzinator Touch, The Whizz Kit, The Lil Whizz and The Golden Flask.  You can also ask us questions about any of our products.


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