The Whizzinator Touch Blog

This blog is designated for all things by Alternative Lifestyle Systems; The Whizzinator Touch, Synthetic Urine, Golden Shower, Golden Flask, The Whizz Kit & all of our other great safe sex devices.

Follow the Whizzinator on Twitter!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Would you like to know the latest and greatest news from the Whizzinator Touch and other ALS Products?  If you're not following us on twitter, you'll never know about the Free Shipping or buy one, get one free deals we have!  If you don't have a twitter account it's very easy to sign up, and it's free.  We offer tips on how to use all of our products including The Whizzinator Touch, The Whizz Kit, The Lil Whizz and The Golden Flask.  You can also ask us questions about any of our products.

Customize your deliveries

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, December 08, 2014

At ALS we know how important it is to receive your package in a timely manner.  When choosing a FedEx shipping option, you have the flexibility of using FedEx Delivery Manager® to customize your residential deliveries.  You can change the time and even ask FedEx to hold your package if you know you'll be out of the house.  You can sign up for free at  

Holiday Announcment by The USPS

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Wednesday, November 26, 2014
The United Stated Postal Service  kicked off the holiday season by announcing that it will be delivering packages Seven days a week in major  cities and high volume areas.  They started Sunday delivery on Nov. 17th and will continue through Christmas Day in response to expected double-digit package volume growth.  Please note that Sunday Delivery will not be available in all areas, please check with your local post office.  You will not be charged extra for Sunday Delivery.

Be sure to place your order for The Whizzinator Touch or any other Synthetic Urine products by Dec. 19th if you will be using USPS Priority mail to ensure that you will receive it by Christmas Day.  

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