The Whizzinator Touch Blog

This blog is designated for all things by Alternative Lifestyle Systems; The Whizzinator Touch, Synthetic Urine, Golden Shower, Golden Flask, The Whizz Kit & all of our other great safe sex devices.

Time is running out!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Wednesday, June 03, 2015

If you have been thinking about purchasing The Whizzinator Touch, there hasn't been a better time!  We currently have a sale when you purchase The Whizzinator Touch or The Whizz Kit Synthetic Urine kits.  Use discount code "FREEWHIZZ" and receive a free Golden Shower Synthetic Urine refill with the purchase of a Whizzinator or Whizz Kit.  The sale is going on for a limited time and will be gone before you know it!

Happy Memorial Day From ALS

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, May 22, 2015

ALS The makers of The Whizzinator Touch, The Whizz Kit, The Lil Whizz and The Golden Flask synthetic urine would like to remember all of those who died while serving our country.  We hope that everyone stops to remember the reason for this Holiday.  

Have a Happy, Fun and safe Memorial day!

 Remember that we currently have a FREEWHIZZ Discount code available!  So if you have been looking for a Coupon Code here it is again: FREEWHIZZ 

FREEWHIZZ discount code is a free Golden Shower Synthetic Urine refill with purchase of a Whizzinator Touch or Whizz Kit.  Must enter code for discount to apply. 

Save more on synthetic urine

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Looking for a way to save on your synthetic urine purchases? Well ALS has just announced it's new special!  For a limited time you can get The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine for only $12.00 each when you buy three or more.  The Golden Shower synthetic urine is the urine that has been trusted for years with The Whizzinator Touch.  It is chemically similar to human urine and you can not contract any infectious diseases from it.  

Black Friday Sale

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, November 21, 2014

Alternative Lifestyle Systems is happy to announce it's Black Friday Free Shipping Sale!  Starting at 12:00 am Nov. 28th Pacific Time, any orders over $50 are eligible for free FedEx SmartPost® and orders over $100 are eligible for free USPS® Priority Mail®.  This sale ends at 11:59 PT on Friday, Nov. 28th 2014.  

For Purchases over $50 use the following code: BLACKFRIDAY50
    • For Purchases over $100 use the following code: BLACKFRIDAY100
Must use codes for discounts to be applied.  upgrades to shipping will receive discount comparable to free shipping cost.

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