Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Tuesday, July 14, 2015
Unfortunately we live in a world where clones, imitations and knock offs are going to be present. That is why you should always ask if the Whizzinator
you are purchasing is a Whizzinator Touch made by ALS. The Whizzinator Touch is the most life-like realistic fake penis on the market! The medical grade synthetic urine device
features an ultra-quiet flow system that is very easy to use and operates with ONE hand. The Whizzinator touch comes with two leg-straps in addition
to the high quality waistband to be sure that everything stays in place.
Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Tuesday, June 23, 2015
The Golden Flask is and has been the standard for synthetic urine. The premixed synthetic human urine reacts and feels so much like real urine that you
can not tell the difference (when used as directed). Each Golden Flask comes with an easy to read temperature strip, 1 heat pad and a set of tips and
We currently have a special sale on The Golden Flask Synthetic Urine!
Buy 2 and get them at $29.95 and if you buy 3 or more you get them at $24.95 each! Buy more, save more!
Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Wednesday, June 03, 2015
If you have been thinking about purchasing The Whizzinator Touch, there hasn't been a better
time! We currently have a sale when you purchase The Whizzinator Touch or The Whizz Kit Synthetic Urine kits. Use discount code "FREEWHIZZ" and receive a free Golden Shower Synthetic Urine refill with the purchase of a Whizzinator or Whizz Kit. The sale is going on for a limited time and will be gone before you know it!
Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, May 29, 2015
You have already taken a look at The Original Whizzinator Touch,
and have decided it's not for you. What is the next go to product that will provide the same results, without the "Bulk."
The Whizz Kit is the original refillable belt and the first unisex refillable urine kit on the market. The Whizz Kit has been trusted for years and is
backed by our Quality Guarantee. This amazing package comes ready to use right out of the box. Comes complete with over 3 oz of toxin, and disease
free premixed synthetic urine, two organic heat pads, easy to read temperature strip, 100% cotton detachable elastic belt plus a 60 ml syringe.
Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Wednesday, May 13, 2015
You just finished using The Whizzinator Touch and everything
went smooth. Now you are told you have to use it again within 1 week. How do you make sure it's ready to go when you need to go?
The Whizzinator Cleaning Solution is exactly what you need to keep your Whizzinator Touch nice and clean!
Pour out the cleaning solution into a clean, sterile cup. Using the syringe provided with your Whizzinator Touch, fill your Whizzinator with the
entire contents of the bottle. Close the refill port and shake the fluid around in the vinyl bag for about 30 seconds, then release the
flow as you normally would with any other fluid. Rinse twice with distilled water and let air dry. Do not close the refill port when allowing
With The Whizzinator Cleaning solution, you can be sure you are ready to go at any time! It also works great with The Whizz Kit!
Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, April 13, 2015
Golden Showers! Well not really, but it does bring May flowers. But if you are into Golden Showers or if you are just in need of the best synthetic urine in the market, The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine is perfect for you! The Golden Shower reacts and feels just like the real thing. It works great with either The Whizzinator Touch or The Whizz Kit.
The best thing is that they are on sale for only $12.00 when you buy 3 or more!
Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, March 16, 2015
ALS would like to wish everyone a fun and safe St. Patty's day on Tuesday, March 17, 2015! Break out your green glasses, beads, hats and fake mustaches,
it's time to drink green beer. Or if your not into beer I'm sure your local pub will have other options available. Be sure to bring your old
friend, The Whizzinator Touch along for some extra good
fun! Fill it with some green liquid and pee in the holiday spirit.
Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Wednesday, February 11, 2015
If you did, you were in for quite a treat! From Rhianna wearing her "Quinceanera" Style dress, to Kanye West Dissing Beck on stage, it was quite
entertaining. What we don't understand, is why is it taking so long for someone to walk on stage wearing a Whizzinator Touch!? If you really want to offend someone why not walk up to them and pull out the fake pecker?
Want to really Surprise the media on the red carpet? Start peeing with it and I'm sure they'll make headlines. For now we must wait
until the next award show to see if someone is darring enough to pull off this stunt.
Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, January 26, 2015
ALS is the producer of many great products and The Golden Flask has proven worthy of the ALS brand. The Golden Flask has become the Synthetic urine that everyone trusts. No measuring or mixing required, just open the cap and pour out the fluid. the synthetic urine is chemically similar to human urine so you can't tell the difference.
Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, January 16, 2015