The Whizzinator Touch Blog

This blog is designated for all things by Alternative Lifestyle Systems; The Whizzinator Touch, Synthetic Urine, Golden Shower, Golden Flask, The Whizz Kit & all of our other great safe sex devices.

Do not use whizzinator in Alley

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Tuesday, December 17, 2013

From the looks of this sign, it would not be a good thing to pull out your Whizzinator in this alley.  Please follow all posted signs while using your Whizzinator Touch.

Animals dont use the Whizzinator

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, November 15, 2013

Looks like these cows are already in to water sports.  We don't think they have heard of the Whizzinator Touch yet.

Whizz kit instructions

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Can't find the instructions for the Whizz kit? Check out this video on how to use the Whizz kit!

Whizzinator Touch Instructions

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, November 08, 2013

Did you lose your Whizzinator Touch Instructions?  Don't worry We have made a video of how to use Your Whizzinator Touch.  Check it out!

Hunting Turkeys

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Wednesday, November 06, 2013

This November as you're out hunting for your Thanksgiving turkey, please be sure to stay safe and pay attention to all signs. Especially if you are out wearing your whizzinator.

Happy Halloween

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Thursday, October 31, 2013
You can use the Whizzinator to act like you peed yourself, without really getting yourself wet.  Have a fun safe Halloween!

Hooray Halloween is here

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, October 07, 2013

Halloween is here!  Grab a Whizzinator and hit the streets! 

 Nothing shows you love Halloween more than a fake penis that squirts!

 Show the world your new costume but please be safe and stay out of jail! 

If its anytime to get your Whizzinator touch,  its NOW!   

The Whizzinator is going Social

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, August 23, 2013

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Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, June 10, 2013


Sexual excitement is associated with the sight or thought of urine or urination.  
Do some of your own Urolagnia and don't suffer they hygienic nightmare with the Whizzinator Touch 
or just piss of your friends. =)

3 ways to have fun with your Whizzinator Touch

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Thursday, April 11, 2013

3 ways to have fun with your Whizzinator Touch

It has been a couple of days since your buddy Dale had asked you out to grab a couple of beers. Dale's a good guy and one helluva bass fisher, but that duck-calling son-of-a-bitch never seems to be around when the waitress drops off the check.  It's time to deliver Dale some of the ol' Whizzinator wrath.

 1. The ol' "I gotta go change my pants" whizzinator touch trick

Just before the night wraps up, and you gotta mean buzz (and tab) going, release the silent Whizzinator Touch valve.  Warm synthetic urine at body temperature will release in your pants making it look like you had an accident.  Dale likes to conveniently go to the bathroom before the check comes, but he's not a bad guy.  And now since you beat him to the punch, just say "Sorry Dale, I've been pissing my money away on buying you beers all the time.  Now I've pissed my pants -- gotta go!".  

Dale will have no choice but to feel bad and finally pick up the check.  Sure it looks like you got lose bowels, but hey -- Free Beer!

Whizzinator Touch Extreme Factor: 4/5

2. It's Raining, It's Pouring (synthetic pee), your old friend is snoring.

Tired of your buddy snoring all night? It's time to for one of them sheeps that he's been counting to pee on his dumb-ass face.  Get a couple of your buddies to grab a camera and pour out the Whizzinator Touch,  and pee on his face to wake his ass up!  He's going to be pissed -- so don't ever do this unless you know him real well, but once he calms down, it's all laughs -- and who knows...maybe y'all be the next youtube stars!

Whizzinator Touch Extreme Factor: 2.5/5

3. It's raining men!

Ladies, we got a great gag for your boyfriend who never seems to want to go anywhere except T.G.I.Fridays...on a Tuesday!  Grab a hold of one of them Whizzinators and tell your cheap, lazy man you gotta have a little talk and there's something that you've been meaning to tell him.  Real seriously sit him down and tell him " Honey, things are going real well with us, but there's something I gotta tell name....used to be Mike!"  Whip out the ol' Whizzinator Touch and scare the sh*t out of him! For an added bonus, make sure the synthetic urine is real warm and start peeing and say "And I like Golden Showers!".  Yeah, he'll freak out. But he will definitely get the point.  Explain it's all one funny gag, and you just wish that he's treat you more like the lady you are!  I see a Red Lobster reservation in someones future real soon!

Whizzinator Touch Extreme Factor: 5/5

Of course, these are all just jokes and fun ideas to entertain. You should ALWAYS follow all state, local, and federal laws when using any ALS product. 


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