Black Friday Sale

Alternative Lifestyle Systems is happy to announce it's Black Friday Free Shipping Sale!  Starting at 12:00 am Nov. 28th Pacific Time, any orders over $50 are eligible for free FedEx SmartPost® and orders over $100 are eligible for free USPS® Priority Mail®.  This sale ends at 11:59 PT on Friday, Nov. 28th 2014.  

For Purchases over $50 use the following code: BLACKFRIDAY50
    • For Purchases over $100 use the following code: BLACKFRIDAY100
Must use codes for discounts to be applied.  upgrades to shipping will receive discount comparable to free shipping cost.

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Free Stuff

Everyone one could use something free everyone once in a while.  Now we all know that nothing comes truly free in life, but not that much work is required.  Just a few clicks of the mouse can get you some cool stuff like lighters, stickers and other random swag and accessories.  Here is what we need you to do:

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Then send us a message on Facebook with your Instagram name, Twitter name, your name, address, and you free stuff will be on it's way!
*Limited to available quantities

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A Message to our Veterans

The ALS Team would like to send a thank you to all our men and women in uniform, past, present and future.  Happy Veterans day!

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Happy Halloween

The ALS Team would like to wish everyone a fun, safe and happy Halloween!  Be sure to collect as many treats as you can.  If you are going to be playing any tricks, be sure to be safe!  

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Go ahead pee next to the guys

Ok, So you won't really be able to use the Whizzinator Touch to go pee, but you can act just like you are one of the guys!  With it's life like stream, realistic temperature and Synthetic urine that is chemically similar to human urine, no one will be able to tell the difference.  The Whizzinator Touch comes in 5 different colors to match your skin color, or if you want to get strange looks by choosing an off color.  It's silent release valve will put the final touch when it looks like you are really peeing when you are holding The Whizzinator Touch in your hand.

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The many uses of the Whizzinator Touch

Many people have trusted the Whizzinator Brand Name for Years.  But, Did you know that It's not only for jokes, pranks & gag gifts?  Many People Use The Whizzinator Touch in a more sensual way.  The Whizzinator Touch is the cleanest way to get dirty.  This ultra hygienic and sterile ultimate wet sex simulator is designed with sensual pleasure in mind.  Weather you are secretly letting the flow go or you and your partner like to change roles, The Whizzinator Touch is perfect.  It's silent release valve creates the most realistic urine flow on the market.  Looks and gives the sensation that you are really peeing.  Complete with one Whizzinator, One Synthetic Urine vial, and four heat packs, the strap-on is clean, synthetic, STI Free and effective.

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Refillable Synthetic Urine Novelty Kit

The Whizz Kit is the original refillable belt and the first unisex refillable urine kit on the market.  The Whizz Kit has been trusted for years and is backed by our Quality Guarantee.  This amazing package comes ready to use right out of the box.  Comes complete with over 3 oz of toxin and disease free premixed synthetic urine, two organic heat pads, easy to read temperature strip, 100% cotton detachable elastic belt plus a 60 ml syringe. 

 All detailed instructions included.  The refillable belt is a "gravity operated" device.  It delivers a toxin free urine sample through a rubber tube that is part of a light weight apparatus which wraps around you waist and is worn under your clothing.  The urine is easily delivered by releasing the two clips that retain the urine in the bladder bag.  The refillable belt comes completely assembled and is very simple to use.

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Discounts and giveaways on the Whizzinator Touch

Looking for the latest discounts on The Whizzinator Touch?  For promotions giveaways and discounts be sure to follow our social media pages!  Follow the links bellow, like, follow and send us a shoutout for a discount!

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Only try this with your close friends.

Just before the night wraps up, and you gotta mean buzz (and tab) going, release the silent Whizzinator Touch valve.  Warm synthetic urine at body temperature will release in your pants making it look like you had an accident.  Dale likes to conveniently go to the bathroom before the check comes, but he's not a bad guy.  And now since you beat him to the punch, just say "Sorry Dale, I've been pissing my money away on buying you beers all the time.  Now I've pissed my pants -- gotta go!".  

Dale will have no choice but to feel bad and finally pick up the check.  Sure it looks like you got lose bowels, but hey -- Free Beer!

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Funny way to prank your boyfriend with the Whizzinator Touch

Ladies, we got a great gag for your boyfriend who never seems to want to go anywhere except T.G.I.Fridays...on a Tuesday!  Grab a hold of one of them Whizzinators and tell your cheap, lazy man you gotta have a little talk and there's something that you've been meaning to tell him.  Real seriously sit him down and tell him " Honey, things are going real well with us, but there's something I gotta tell name....used to be Mike!"  Whip out the ol' Whizzinator Touch and scare the sh*t out of him! For an added bonus, make sure the synthetic urine is real warm and start peeing and say "And I like Golden Showers!".  Yeah, he'll freak out. But he will definitely get the point.  Explain it's all one funny gag, and you just wish that he's treat you more like the lady you are!  I see a Red Lobster reservation in someones future real soon!

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