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This blog is designated for all things by Alternative Lifestyle Systems; The Whizzinator Touch, Synthetic Urine, Golden Shower, Golden Flask, The Whizz Kit & all of our other great safe sex devices.

Did you watch the Grammy Award show

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Wednesday, February 11, 2015

If you did, you were in for quite a treat!  From Rhianna wearing her "Quinceanera" Style dress, to Kanye West Dissing Beck on stage, it was quite entertaining.  What we don't understand, is why is it taking so long for someone to walk on stage wearing a Whizzinator Touch!?  If you really want to offend someone why not walk up to them and pull out the fake pecker?  Want to really Surprise the media on the red carpet?  Start peeing with it and I'm sure they'll make headlines.  For now we must wait until the next award show to see if someone is darring enough to pull off this stunt.

Trusted Brand Trusted Product

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, January 26, 2015

ALS is the producer of many great products and The Golden Flask has proven worthy of the ALS brand.  The Golden Flask has become the Synthetic urine that everyone trusts.  No measuring or mixing required, just open the cap and pour out the fluid.  the synthetic urine is chemically similar to human urine so you can't tell the difference.


World Famous Whizz Kit Instructions

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, January 16, 2015

Happy New Year from ALS

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Tuesday, January 06, 2015
Alternative Lifestyle Systems, The makers of The Whizzinator Touch, would like to wish everyone a joyful and prosperous 2015.  ALS is committed to bringing you the highest quality, American made synthetic urine products available.  The Whizzinator Touch has the most life-like prosthetic penis and no other product comes close.  When using The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine with the Whizzinator as directed, it looks and feels like you are really urinating.

When looking for the best synthetic urine products be sure to look for the ALS logo on the box.  The ALS logo is there so you can feel secure that you are buying a product that has been trusted for years.  

Customize your deliveries

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, December 08, 2014

At ALS we know how important it is to receive your package in a timely manner.  When choosing a FedEx shipping option, you have the flexibility of using FedEx Delivery Manager® to customize your residential deliveries.  You can change the time and even ask FedEx to hold your package if you know you'll be out of the house.  You can sign up for free at FedEx.com/delivery.  


Holiday Announcment by The USPS

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Wednesday, November 26, 2014
The United Stated Postal Service  kicked off the holiday season by announcing that it will be delivering packages Seven days a week in major  cities and high volume areas.  They started Sunday delivery on Nov. 17th and will continue through Christmas Day in response to expected double-digit package volume growth.  Please note that Sunday Delivery will not be available in all areas, please check with your local post office.  You will not be charged extra for Sunday Delivery.

Be sure to place your order for The Whizzinator Touch or any other Synthetic Urine products by Dec. 19th if you will be using USPS Priority mail to ensure that you will receive it by Christmas Day.  

Black Friday Sale

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, November 21, 2014

Alternative Lifestyle Systems is happy to announce it's Black Friday Free Shipping Sale!  Starting at 12:00 am Nov. 28th Pacific Time, any orders over $50 are eligible for free FedEx SmartPost® and orders over $100 are eligible for free USPS® Priority Mail®.  This sale ends at 11:59 PT on Friday, Nov. 28th 2014.  

For Purchases over $50 use the following code: BLACKFRIDAY50
    • For Purchases over $100 use the following code: BLACKFRIDAY100
Must use codes for discounts to be applied.  upgrades to shipping will receive discount comparable to free shipping cost.

Free Stuff

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Wednesday, November 19, 2014
Everyone one could use something free everyone once in a while.  Now we all know that nothing comes truly free in life, but not that much work is required.  Just a few clicks of the mouse can get you some cool stuff like lighters, stickers and other random swag and accessories.  Here is what we need you to do:


Follow us on Twitter ------>  www.twitter.com/whizzinator
Like us on Facebook -----> www.facebook.com/whizzinatortouch
Follow us on Instagram --> instagram.com/whizzinator


Then send us a message on Facebook with your Instagram name, Twitter name, your name, address, and you free stuff will be on it's way!
*Limited to available quantities

A Message to our Veterans

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Tuesday, November 11, 2014

The ALS Team would like to send a thank you to all our men and women in uniform, past, present and future.  Happy Veterans day!

Happy Halloween

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, October 31, 2014

The ALS Team would like to wish everyone a fun, safe and happy Halloween!  Be sure to collect as many treats as you can.  If you are going to be playing any tricks, be sure to be safe!  


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