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This blog is designated for all things by Alternative Lifestyle Systems; The Whizzinator Touch, Synthetic Urine, Golden Shower, Golden Flask, The Whizz Kit & all of our other great safe sex devices.

April Showers brings...

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, April 13, 2015

Golden Showers!  Well not really, but it does bring May flowers.  But if you are into Golden Showers or if you are just in need of the best synthetic urine in the market, The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine is perfect for you!  The Golden Shower reacts and feels just like the real thing.  It works great with either The Whizzinator Touch or The Whizz Kit.  The best thing is that they are on sale for only $12.00 when you buy 3 or more!

Save more on synthetic urine

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Looking for a way to save on your synthetic urine purchases? Well ALS has just announced it's new special!  For a limited time you can get The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine for only $12.00 each when you buy three or more.  The Golden Shower synthetic urine is the urine that has been trusted for years with The Whizzinator Touch.  It is chemically similar to human urine and you can not contract any infectious diseases from it.  

Happy St Patrick's day

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, March 16, 2015

ALS would like to wish everyone a fun and safe St. Patty's day on Tuesday, March 17, 2015!  Break out your green glasses, beads, hats and fake mustaches, it's time to drink green beer.  Or if your not into beer I'm sure your local pub will have other options available. Be sure to bring your old friend, The Whizzinator Touch along for some extra good fun!  Fill it with some green liquid and pee in the holiday spirit.  

Upper Case Letters

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, March 02, 2015

Everyone knows that using UPPERCASE letters means that you are yelling and trying to make a statement heard.  But, how do you get the same results when looking for synthetic urine products?  The Whizzinator Touch is exactly that product.  With it's life-like colors, it's ease of use and natural flow, you will definitely be making a statement.  The Whizzinator comes complete with one syringe, one Golden Shower Synthetic Urine, four heat pads and a set of tips and instructions.  ALS has been providing The Whizzinator for years and has been trusted by many.

Did you watch the Grammy Award show

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Wednesday, February 11, 2015

If you did, you were in for quite a treat!  From Rhianna wearing her "Quinceanera" Style dress, to Kanye West Dissing Beck on stage, it was quite entertaining.  What we don't understand, is why is it taking so long for someone to walk on stage wearing a Whizzinator Touch!?  If you really want to offend someone why not walk up to them and pull out the fake pecker?  Want to really Surprise the media on the red carpet?  Start peeing with it and I'm sure they'll make headlines.  For now we must wait until the next award show to see if someone is darring enough to pull off this stunt.

Trusted Brand Trusted Product

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, January 26, 2015

ALS is the producer of many great products and The Golden Flask has proven worthy of the ALS brand.  The Golden Flask has become the Synthetic urine that everyone trusts.  No measuring or mixing required, just open the cap and pour out the fluid.  the synthetic urine is chemically similar to human urine so you can't tell the difference.

World Famous Whizz Kit Instructions

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, January 16, 2015

Happy New Year from ALS

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Tuesday, January 06, 2015
Alternative Lifestyle Systems, The makers of The Whizzinator Touch, would like to wish everyone a joyful and prosperous 2015.  ALS is committed to bringing you the highest quality, American made synthetic urine products available.  The Whizzinator Touch has the most life-like prosthetic penis and no other product comes close.  When using The Golden Shower Synthetic Urine with the Whizzinator as directed, it looks and feels like you are really urinating.

When looking for the best synthetic urine products be sure to look for the ALS logo on the box.  The ALS logo is there so you can feel secure that you are buying a product that has been trusted for years.  

Customize your deliveries

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, December 08, 2014

At ALS we know how important it is to receive your package in a timely manner.  When choosing a FedEx shipping option, you have the flexibility of using FedEx Delivery Manager® to customize your residential deliveries.  You can change the time and even ask FedEx to hold your package if you know you'll be out of the house.  You can sign up for free at  

Holiday Announcment by The USPS

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Wednesday, November 26, 2014
The United Stated Postal Service  kicked off the holiday season by announcing that it will be delivering packages Seven days a week in major  cities and high volume areas.  They started Sunday delivery on Nov. 17th and will continue through Christmas Day in response to expected double-digit package volume growth.  Please note that Sunday Delivery will not be available in all areas, please check with your local post office.  You will not be charged extra for Sunday Delivery.

Be sure to place your order for The Whizzinator Touch or any other Synthetic Urine products by Dec. 19th if you will be using USPS Priority mail to ensure that you will receive it by Christmas Day.  

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