The Whizzinator Touch Blog

This blog is designated for all things by Alternative Lifestyle Systems; The Whizzinator Touch, Synthetic Urine, Golden Shower, Golden Flask, The Whizz Kit & all of our other great safe sex devices.

4th of July Fun!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, June 29, 2015

It's almost 4th of July 2015 and if you like pulling pranks on people, this is always a fun holiday for you!  How about adding this to your 4th of July arsenal?  Take The Whizzinator Touch and stick a sparkler inside the tip.  Light it and run around with a Sparkling Whizzinator!  You can always release the flow to stop the sparkler with The real life stream that comes out of the penis!  It's a self extinguishing Firework!  

Please be safe this holiday season! 

Get the results you need with Synthetic Urine!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Tuesday, June 23, 2015

The Golden Flask is and has been the standard for synthetic urine. The premixed synthetic human urine reacts and feels so much like real urine that you can not tell the difference (when used as directed). Each Golden Flask comes with an easy to read temperature strip, 1 heat pad and a set of tips and instructions.

We currently have a special sale on The Golden Flask Synthetic Urine!  Buy 2 and get them at $29.95 and if you buy 3 or more you get them at $24.95 each!  Buy more, save more!

Summer is about to get better!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, June 15, 2015

Summer hasn't even started and we were already giving away free Synthetic Urine to whoever purchased a Whizzinator Touch or Whizz Kit.  We are providing a little surprise and changing the sale from a free synthetic urine, to $10.00 off when you use discount code "FREEWHIZZ" and you purchase a Whizzinator Touch or a Whizz Kit.  


If you're looking even more discount be sure to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook!

Ready for Blast off!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, June 12, 2015

The all-new Fleshlight LaunchPAD is the ideal companion for iPadĀ® and Fleshlight users alike. Pair these two iconic products to gain a whole new perspective on masturbation and couples play while enjoying your favorite content on your tablet.   Too bad this wouldn't work for The Whizzinator Touch... Or would it?

Fleshlight LaunchPad

National Best Friend Day 2015

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, June 08, 2015

It's June 8, 2015 and you forgot to get your best friend a gift!?  Well it's a good thing we have plenty of Flehslights available in stock so you can let your friend know you care!  You can send your best buddy a Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit™.  If you want to prank him on this day you can get him an Original Whizzinator Touch, or let him know you really care with the Fleshlight GirlsĀ® Jenna Jameson, The undeniable Queen of Porn. On National Best Friend Day, ALS has you covered!

Time is running out!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Wednesday, June 03, 2015

If you have been thinking about purchasing The Whizzinator Touch, there hasn't been a better time!  We currently have a sale when you purchase The Whizzinator Touch or The Whizz Kit Synthetic Urine kits.  Use discount code "FREEWHIZZ" and receive a free Golden Shower Synthetic Urine refill with the purchase of a Whizzinator or Whizz Kit.  The sale is going on for a limited time and will be gone before you know it!

When you don't need a Whizzinator...

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, May 29, 2015

You have already taken a look at The Original Whizzinator Touch, and have decided it's not for you.  What is the next go to product that will provide the same results, without the "Bulk."  

The Whizz Kit is the original refillable belt and the first unisex refillable urine kit on the market. The Whizz Kit has been trusted for years and is backed by our Quality Guarantee. This amazing package comes ready to use right out of the box. Comes complete with over 3 oz of toxin, and disease free premixed synthetic urine, two organic heat pads, easy to read temperature strip, 100% cotton detachable elastic belt plus a 60 ml syringe.

Happy Memorial Day From ALS

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, May 22, 2015

ALS The makers of The Whizzinator Touch, The Whizz Kit, The Lil Whizz and The Golden Flask synthetic urine would like to remember all of those who died while serving our country.  We hope that everyone stops to remember the reason for this Holiday.  

Have a Happy, Fun and safe Memorial day!

 Remember that we currently have a FREEWHIZZ Discount code available!  So if you have been looking for a Coupon Code here it is again: FREEWHIZZ 

FREEWHIZZ discount code is a free Golden Shower Synthetic Urine refill with purchase of a Whizzinator Touch or Whizz Kit.  Must enter code for discount to apply. 

Follow the Whizzinator on Twitter!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Would you like to know the latest and greatest news from the Whizzinator Touch and other ALS Products?  If you're not following us on twitter, you'll never know about the Free Shipping or buy one, get one free deals we have!  If you don't have a twitter account it's very easy to sign up, and it's free.  We offer tips on how to use all of our products including The Whizzinator Touch, The Whizz Kit, The Lil Whizz and The Golden Flask.  You can also ask us questions about any of our products.

How to clean your Whizzinator Touch

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Wednesday, May 13, 2015

You just finished using The Whizzinator Touch and everything went smooth.  Now you are told you have to use it again within 1 week.  How do you make sure it's ready to go when you need to go?   The Whizzinator Cleaning Solution is exactly what you need to keep your Whizzinator Touch nice and clean!  

Pour out the cleaning solution into a clean, sterile cup.  Using the syringe provided with your Whizzinator Touch, fill your Whizzinator with the entire contents of the bottle.   Close the refill port and shake the fluid around in the vinyl bag for about 30 seconds, then release the flow as you normally would with any other fluid.  Rinse twice with distilled water and let air dry.  Do not close the refill port when allowing to dry.

With The Whizzinator Cleaning solution, you can be sure you are ready to go at any time!  It also works great with The Whizz Kit!

The Whizzinator Cleaning Solution

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