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This blog is designated for all things by Alternative Lifestyle Systems; The Whizzinator Touch, Synthetic Urine, Golden Shower, Golden Flask, The Whizz Kit & all of our other great safe sex devices.

Did you see the moon last night?

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, September 28, 2015

If you missed it, the internet is crawling with pictures and articles about this rare occasion.   The last time a supermoon was seen was in 1982, and the next time won't be until 2033.   Now normally moon looks white with an occasional yellow cheese like tone to it.  Last night it was a blood-orange color that made it look almost brown or black.  Like The Whizzinator touch, apparently the moon comes in a variety of colors as well.  But unlike the moon we always have all of our colors in stock! 

Happy Labor Day

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, September 07, 2015

ALS would like to wish everyone a Happy Labor Day!   To all of the hard working American workers, this is your day to celebrate your social and economic achievements.  No one really knows who first suggested this day off to honor all of the hard work we do, but we sure are thankful! 

Frequently Asked Questions

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Where do you go if you need to know on the go!?  Well straight to the Frequently Asked Questions of course!  If you have questions about The Whizzinator Touch, The Whizz Kit, The Lil Whizz kitThe Golden Flask, The Golden Shower or any of our other products, check out our FAQ page first!

Beware of the knock offs

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Unfortunately we live in a world where clones, imitations and knock offs are going to be present.  That is why you should always ask if the Whizzinator you are purchasing is a Whizzinator Touch made by ALS. The Whizzinator Touch is the most life-like realistic fake penis on the market! The medical grade synthetic urine device features an ultra-quiet flow system that is very easy to use and operates with ONE hand. The Whizzinator touch comes with two leg-straps in addition to the high quality waistband to be sure that everything stays in place.



The Female Whizzinator

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, July 06, 2015

The biggest request we have to date has to be for a female version of The Whizzinator Touch.  Although there are ways of forming a prosthetic vagina, we are not sure on how that would function.  There is an alternative to the Female Whizzinator which would be the Uni-sex Whizz Kit.  This kit comes ready to use right out of the box and just like The Whizzinator Touch, it is refillable.  

Shipping changes for the 4th of July

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Thursday, July 02, 2015

We ask everyone to please be aware of Various changes to shipping delays over the holiday weekend.  Remember that orders wil USPS will generally receive their package within 3-5 business days.  If you need your package faster, we always suggest using FedEx shipping options.

4th of July Fun!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, June 29, 2015

It's almost 4th of July 2015 and if you like pulling pranks on people, this is always a fun holiday for you!  How about adding this to your 4th of July arsenal?  Take The Whizzinator Touch and stick a sparkler inside the tip.  Light it and run around with a Sparkling Whizzinator!  You can always release the flow to stop the sparkler with The real life stream that comes out of the penis!  It's a self extinguishing Firework!  

Please be safe this holiday season! 

Get the results you need with Synthetic Urine!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Tuesday, June 23, 2015

The Golden Flask is and has been the standard for synthetic urine. The premixed synthetic human urine reacts and feels so much like real urine that you can not tell the difference (when used as directed). Each Golden Flask comes with an easy to read temperature strip, 1 heat pad and a set of tips and instructions.

We currently have a special sale on The Golden Flask Synthetic Urine!  Buy 2 and get them at $29.95 and if you buy 3 or more you get them at $24.95 each!  Buy more, save more!

Summer is about to get better!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, June 15, 2015

Summer hasn't even started and we were already giving away free Synthetic Urine to whoever purchased a Whizzinator Touch or Whizz Kit.  We are providing a little surprise and changing the sale from a free synthetic urine, to $10.00 off when you use discount code "FREEWHIZZ" and you purchase a Whizzinator Touch or a Whizz Kit.  

 

If you're looking even more discount be sure to follow us on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook!

Ready for Blast off!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, June 12, 2015

The all-new Fleshlight LaunchPAD is the ideal companion for iPadĀ® and Fleshlight users alike. Pair these two iconic products to gain a whole new perspective on masturbation and couples play while enjoying your favorite content on your tablet.   Too bad this wouldn't work for The Whizzinator Touch... Or would it?

Fleshlight LaunchPad


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