The Whizzinator Touch Blog

This blog is designated for all things by Alternative Lifestyle Systems; The Whizzinator Touch, Synthetic Urine, Golden Shower, Golden Flask, The Whizz Kit & all of our other great safe sex devices.

New and Improved Whizzinator Touch

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, February 13, 2017

ALS, the World's most trusted brand, is proud to bring you it's latest innovation.  Just when you thought The Whizzinator couldn't get any better, we did it again!  The New and Improved Whizzinator Touch now comes with a new refill port to add to the ease of use.  We have also added an elastic pressure band to the cotton elastic belt to add to the already realistic flow.  Now you can control how fast or how slow the flow comes out with the new adjustable band.  Want to find out more, Call us now at 888-895-7016

Labor Day 2016

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Thursday, September 01, 2016

Labor Day, the day with all celebrate what we do to survive!  And for that we are offering the latest discount code on The Whizzinator Touch and The Whizz Kit.  Use code: LaborDay2016 at check out and receive $10.00 off your purchase of The Whizzinator Touch or The Whizz Kit.  

Spring into action with a new discount code!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, April 01, 2016

It's the beginning of Spring and we need to do some spring cleaning.  When you find your dusty old Whizzinator in the closet, be sure to make sure you have the most up to date version.  The Whizzinator Touch features a one handed touch system that will have everyone  thinking that you're really going pee!  To make sure that everyone has the latest version we are offering a special discount code for The Whizzinator Touch and The Whizz Kit.  

Use discount "SPRING" when you check out for $10.00 Off your purchase of The Whizzinator Touch or The Whizz Kit synthetic urine kits.  This is the best deal on The Whizzinator you will find!


It's the first of the month!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Tuesday, March 01, 2016

The Month of march brings us many things... St Patrick's day, March Madness, and a new discount code on The Whizzinator Touch and The Whizz Kit!  Use discount code: STPATRICK at check out for $10.00 off your purchase! 

Happy Valentines day!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Sunday, February 14, 2016

ALS Would like to wish everyone a Happy Valentines Day!  We have a great selection of adult toys for you to choose from so you can make this holiday extra fun!  If your partner likes wet sports, then The Golden Shower will be perfect for them!

Superbowl 2016 picks!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, January 25, 2016

We here at ALS love to follow the NFL and all the awesome players from year to year.  This years playoff bout between Brady and Manning proved to be an interesting one, which sets the scene for Super Bowl 50.  The young, up and coming Cam Newton going up against one of footballs leading Quaterbacks, Peyton Manning.  Be prepared on Sunday Feb. 7, 2016, This years Super Bowl 50 is not going to be one you want to miss!

Happy New Year!

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, January 01, 2016

The ALS Team hopes that everyone had a fun and safe new year!  Remember that you can still use the discount code "Holiday" for $10.00 of your purchase of a Whizzinator Touch or Whizz Kit for a limited time.

Merry Christmas From ALS

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Friday, December 25, 2015

The ALS Team would like to wish everyone a very merry Christmas!  Hopefully you received some synthetic urine in your stocking instead of coal!

Happy Thanksgiving from ALS

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Thursday, November 26, 2015

The ALS Team would like to wish everyone a safe and Happy Thanksgiving!  We would like to thank all of our customers for being so loyal. 

The Clean Kit

Alternative Lifestyle Systems - Monday, November 16, 2015

The Clean Kit is the first empty refillable kit from ALS. This kit comes with everything you need to discreetly hide any type of fluids. It comes with an empty vinyl medical grade bag attached to a cotton elastic belt. It has an easy to read temperature strip, a refill port and a hose with two clips attached. You will also receive a medical grade syringe, 2 organic heat pads and a set of instructions. You can choose to put any type of fluid in the bag, just be sure to clean it out after every use.

The Clean kit is great for sporting events!  Just put your favorite type of beverage inside the bag using the provided syringe, and not one will notice you are a walking bartender! 

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