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THE WHIZZINATOR TOUCH KIT INCLUDES:
1 Whizzinator Touch 4 Heat Packs 1 Syringe 1 Freeze Dried Synthetic Urine Sample 1 Instruction Manual BUY THE WHIZZINATOR TOUCH NOW
Whizzinator Touch & Whizz Kit Instructions
Whizzinator Touch Instructions
Whizz Kit Touch Instructions
About The Whizzinator Touch
The Whizzinator Touch is an awesome discreet synthetic urine device that is safe for all types of fun scenarios. This disease-free synthetic urine device includes medical grade urine, ultra-quiet flow system, and is very easy to use. Available in The Whizzinator Touch White, The Whizzinator Touch Tan, The Whizzinator Touch latino, The Whizzinator Touch Brown, and The Whizzinator Touch Black.
This Whizzinator Touch is a must have! It is the best looking, most life-like and realistic fake penis out on the market -- that is why ALS is the industry leader in creating The Whizzinator Touch!
Whizz Kit
We are proud to bring you the newest refillable belt on the market. The first unisex refillable urine kit. This amazing package comes ready to use right out of the box. Comes complete with over 3 oz of toxin, and disease free premixed synthetic urine, two organic heat pads, easy to read temperature strip, 100% cotton detachable elastic belt plus a 60 ml syringe. BUY NOW
Alternative Lifestyle Systems is dedicated to bringing you the highest quality WHIZZINATOR TOUCH products available
Quality Guaranteed
All of our products, including the Whizzinator Touch, are backed by a quality guarantee. If for any reason you feel that our products do not meet our high-level of standards, call us.
Discreet Packaging
We ship our Whizzinator Touch products in discreet packaging to ensure your keep your alternative lifestyle preferences private.
CUSTOMER support
Great and caring customer support to help assist you with any of your Whizzinator Touch needs. If you do not feel comfortable with making Whizzinator Touch purchases online, please call us.
OVERNIGHT SHIPPING
We know that it is important for you to receive your products in a timely fashion, especially your Whizzinator Touch. That is why we offer overnight shipping on orders that are placed before 4pm PST.
LIFE-LIKE PRODUCTS
Our manufacturing is a mixture of high quality synthetics and pure artistry. We make our products for every scenario, and to maximize your pleasure.
WHOLESALE Opportunities
We offer wholesale opportunities to those who qualify. Our Whizzinator Touch, Whizz Kit, and other products are backed by large nation-wide advertising campaigns and we comply with all state, local and federal laws.
ALS
Our commitment is to you, the customer. We offer the highest quality products available for your alternative lifestyle choices. All of our products, including Whizzinator Touch, are lab tested and safe.
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YOU
We understand that you require a high level of anonymity when making these types of purchases. That is why we ship discreetly, and only send you transactional emails.
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- We respect your privacy
- Discreet packaging and shipping
- Great customer service team
- Will work to get your product out ASAP
- Lab tested products
A.L.S PRODUCTS ARE NOT INTENDED FOR ANY ILLEGAL PURPOSES, FOLLOW ALL STATE AND FEDERAL LAWS WHILE USING A.L.S PRODUCTS. ALL PRODUCTS ARE INTENDED AS A NOVELTY ITEMS.
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CONTACT DETAILS
Alternative Lifestyle Systems
Long Beach, California, US
T (888) 895-7016
Email: Customer Service
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